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Ever wanted your very own unpaid intern to overwork relentlessly? Plush Jackie has been ripped straight from the world of Going Under to perform all sorts of arduous tasks for you. Tell her to deliver your coffee! Make her fight the monsters under your bed! Or just let her take a nap. She could use it.
Get Jackie!
Get Jackie!
When the gig-work startup "Joblin" went under, its employees became cursed to wander its halls forever as task-obsessed Joblins themselves. This Joblin Sellsword will do anything to keep their 5-star rating, whether it's driving you around town or performing actual murder.
(Disclaimer: Aggro Crab does not endorse actual murder)
Get a Joblin!
(Disclaimer: Aggro Crab does not endorse actual murder)
Get a Joblin!
